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Touch Grass.
Finally.
From Your Couch.

GrassRx VR delivers a clinically immersive outdoor experience without the inconvenience of sunlight, other people, or actual nature. Our patent-pending haptic gloves simulate real soil moisture, blade texture, and ambient breeze — no fresh air required.

Recommended by 4 out of 5 therapists who gave up trying to get you outside.

GrassRx One
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The Experience

Everything Outdoors,
Minus Outdoors

We've spent six years engineering the exact feeling of sitting in a park so that you never have to go to one.

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HaptiSoil™ Gloves

Feel the damp earth between your fingers with 847 micro-actuators per glove. Includes seasonal mud presets: Spring Drizzle, Post-Rain Loam, and Bone-Dry August.

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Procedural Meadows™

Every session generates a unique 4K meadow using our GrassGen-7 AI engine. No two blades are ever the same, unlike your actual yard, which is dead.

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BreezeSync™ Fan Array

Four calibrated micro-fans sync to your virtual wind data in real time. Adjust from Gentle Zephyr to Mild Inconvenience — and nothing beyond, for legal reasons.

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SafeSun™ Warmth Pad

A neck-mounted infrared emitter delivers the warmth of sunlight at 0% UV exposure. Doctors call it "unnecessary but fine." We call it innovation.

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AmbientBiome™ Audio

Spatial audio featuring 1,400 recorded bird species, rustling leaves, and distant lawn mowers at the exact frequency that says "it's a nice day" without implying you should go out in it.

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NeuralCalm™ Mode

Our proprietary biofeedback system monitors your heart rate and adjusts the meadow's emotional intensity accordingly. Feeling anxious? The clouds get fluffier. We've patented this.

Peer-Reviewed Science*

"Subjects who touched virtual grass reported feeling 73% more like someone who goes outside."

— GrassRx Internal Study, n=11, conducted in a parking garage, 2025

*not peer-reviewed. one of the peers was the founder's roommate.

Testimonials

Real People. Still Inside.

★★★★★

"I haven't opened a window in 14 months. GrassRx VR has given me everything I needed from nature, plus I don't have to deal with bees. Five stars."

JT
Jordan T.
Software Engineer, Remote (Very Remote)
★★★★★

"My therapist said I needed to touch grass. I showed her the GrassRx app. She said that's not what she meant. But I'm choosing to count it."

SM
Samira M.
Content Creator, Twitch Partner
★★★★☆

"The haptic gloves felt incredibly real. I genuinely forgot I was indoors for about 40 seconds. Removing one star because there's no option to pet a virtual dog."

RP
Reuben P.
Gamer, Occasional Sleeper
★★★★★

"As a nature documentary enthusiast who finds actual nature deeply unsettling, GrassRx is exactly the compromise I didn't know I needed."

AC
Alyssa C.
PhD Candidate, Behavioral Science
★★★★★

"I used to feel guilty about never going outside. Now I feel like someone who goes outside, while still never going outside. The guilt is gone. The couch remains."

DL
Daniel L.
Freelance Illustrator
★★★★★

"I recommended this to my entire team during our 'wellness initiative.' We now have six GrassRx stations in the office. Nobody has gone outside since Q2."

MK
Maya K.
VP of People, TechCorp™

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Pricing

Your Prescription Plan

All plans include unlimited grass. Dirt costs extra.

Seedling
$9 /mo

For the reluctant beginner who's been told, repeatedly, to go outside.

  • 3 Meadow Sessions / week
  • Standard HaptiSoil (Dry Loam only)
  • 2 bird species
  • Single Fan (one direction)
  • SafeSun warmth
  • Seasonal mud presets
  • NeuralCalm™ Mode
Get Seedling
Most Popular
Meadow
$29 /mo

For the dedicated indoor naturalist who takes their couch seriously.

  • Unlimited Meadow Sessions
  • Full HaptiSoil Suite (all 12 presets)
  • 400 bird species
  • BreezeSync™ 4-Fan Array
  • SafeSun™ Neck Warmer
  • Seasonal mud presets
  • NeuralCalm™ Mode
Get Meadow
Wilderness
$79 /mo

For the person who truly, deeply, spiritually refuses to open the front door.

  • Everything in Meadow
  • NeuralCalm™ Biofeedback
  • All 1,400 bird species
  • Pollen Simulation (haptic)
  • Virtual dog (Meadowpal™ Beta)
  • Priority Support (we'll call, you don't have to)
  • Monthly soil report card
Get Wilderness

All plans auto-renew. Cancel anytime by going to settings, which requires going outside to find your phone, which we recommend against.

The Team

Who Made This?

A group of passionate visionaries who have, collectively, not touched grass in over 8 years.

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Brendan Holloway

CEO & Chief Grass Officer

Former outdoor enthusiast turned indoor advocate. Last confirmed sighting outside: March 2021.

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Dr. Priya Nambiar

Chief Soil Scientist

PhD in Haptic Biomimetics. Designed all 12 soil presets from memory. Has not verified against real soil.

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Tomás Guerrero

Head of Meadow Design

Procedurally generated over 14,000 unique meadows. Allergic to grass. Sees this as a solved problem.

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Cleo Ashworth

Head of Wellness Science

Holds two wellness certifications she obtained online. Oversees the internal study (n=11) and considers it rigorous.

"We believe that the outdoors should be optional. GrassRx VR makes it so."

— Brendan Holloway, CEO, speaking from inside, on a Tuesday

Your Meadow is Ready.
You Don't Have to Be.

Start your 14-day free trial. No credit card required. No shoes required. No door-opening required.

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GrassRx VR is not a substitute for actual medical treatment, therapy, or sunlight. Results typical only in the sense that everyone stays inside.